blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

(via theunicornwhofangirled)


2 Types of Smutty Fanfict

shippingqueen:

  1. 32 chapter fanfict with actual plot before any frick frack happens
  2. one-shot where the characters are at some public place and then all of a sudden someone’s dick is in someone’s ass

there is no inbetween

(via theunicornwhofangirled)


mrrobotico:

fuck-social-justice-blogs:

pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

   

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

Bless all this

(via theunicornwhofangirled)


amazingkate:

Chandler Bing, you smooth son of a bitch.

(via cellophaneandglass)


asieybarbie:

ignore anyone who tells you otherwise.

(via cellophaneandglass)


thecutestofthecute:

Seven the Kitty "The cutest cat in the world" Appreciation Post!

(via chronicintrovert)


ofliterarynature:

When I die, on my gravestone they’ll probably just write “died of secondhand embarrassment for fictional characters”

(via bookandwords)


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thisfloweredone:

every-day-motherfucker:

rubbermaddox:

Ilustrations by the incredible Carol Rossetti check her out and follow her here! http://carolrossettidesign.tumblr.com/

This is importand.

so so SO important

(via lacigreen)


" You must be imaginative, strong-hearted. You must try things that may not work, and you must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from. Your only limit is your soul. What I say is true - anyone can cook... but only the fearless can be great. "

(via azul-x)


Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Tourist:
Tourist:
Tourist:
Tourist: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.



livingthroughbooks:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

Basically JK Rowling is so good that she can drop a Harry Potter short story with no publicity or previous announcement and within hours the entire world has read it

and if that’s not power i don’t know what is

the literary beyoncé

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*fight breaks out*
me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!